The Last Hairbender

@giveemhel

I'm thinking of taking a long weekend away from campus sometime in September. Maybe next weekend. Where should I go? I haven't really seen much of the US.

[Meche and Chloe]
I think maybe I shouldn't have come back this term.

[Private]
Remember: It's never as bad as you feel think it is.

[Students!]
I'm bored. Anyone interested in a game of internet Never Have I Ever?



[Meche]
So no more future Mr. Reinhardt-Schweitzer jokes.

[Tim]
Hey.

It's really dull to not be in the tournament anymore. I get the feeling this semester is going to bore me.

Random poll, Camulus: If you were to get a tattoo, where would you get it?



[Private]
Focus. Deal with your shit. Get over everything.

[Meche]
Thanks for last night. But don't let me fuck around too much this term. Late nights with redheaded sluts are not conducive to waking up early and training. Not that they're not fun.

[Viveka]
Welcome back, o fearless leader.

[Amazons]
Ladies, I need your help. I want to experiment with my powers a little, but I need people to work on. The more volunteers, the better. And anyone who's willing to let me work on them, I promise to give you the best fucking haircut of your life.

[Layth]

I don't remember having this many fans last time I went home. It's enough to make a girl not want to come back. It's fucking weird.

People I like are welcome to visit for a few days sometime next week when I'm around. People I don't like can fuck right off. ♥

[Meche]
If you don't have any plans, you should come to Germany with me for break.

[Chloe]
Visit me in Germany. We have good beer and hot blondes. You'll fit right in.

[Fitz]
What are you doing for the holiday?

[Layth]
Kick your roommate out tonight.

[Fitzherbert]
Hey.

[Friends]
Check in, you ugly fuckers.

[Fitz]

I don't want to die, but if I do, I'd like you to braid some flowers into my hair.

[Layth]

Do me a favor and keep not dying.

Is Vic Hall still standing? Has anyone seen an overweight cat


( Chloe )


( Meche )


( Zdenka )

Is Amazon okay?

So if I actually survive this shit, the first round of drinks will be on me.

She's hiding in yo' classrooms
Snatching yo' students up

I think the question of the day is: THEN WHO WAS BARD?


[Friends - You know who you are]
Everyone be really careful, okay? I don't want anyone mysteriously dying rn. And the fact that we've had some stranger bitch intruder just hanging out at Camulus and now our best line of defense is suddenly broken is making me worry a little.

Also, and I realize this sounds paranoid, but be very careful who you trust.



[Chloe]
Can you make it to the dorm before curfew for the next few days? I'm feeling like we should barricade ourselves in, tbh.

[Posted sometime after this]

[Layth]
I need you to do something for me.

Training or going out to party, what should I do tonight, Camulus?

[Meche]
I can probably fight tonight, but I haven't gone out and done shit in a while. And I think you're enough of a cunt to try and re-fuck my face up, now that the swelling's mostly gone.

[Chloe]
I was thinking about it, and I think I can get the cat to piss on Bruno's bed. If you're interested...

[Z]
I miss doing shit
Why's it so weird with us
Who's on your hit list?

Lol well shit. I can't go trolling for pussy with a face like this. I'm going to be so bored.


[Viveka]
Thanks for the cream.

[Meche]
Need a week or two off from practicing. I was attacked by a rabid leprechaun, you know.

[Fitz]
You should have stayed the fuck out of it
It wasn't really any of your business
You gave me a headache, ass
Thanks for taking me to the infirmary.

[Rafe]
I am not permanently blinded or anything, so no worries for the tournament.

[Everyone, except Chloe]
So who's fucking around with Chloe? Because this shit is not okay.

Sounds like there's an Axiom serial killer out there.

[Junior Mission Team Germany, BUT NOT MAYA]
Anyone want to go out for a drink in Bolero Joe's honor?




[Layth]

( Team RHF )

Some fans are trying to figure out a way to kill me. All I have to say? (Besides LOL.)




[Mentor Wolfe and Mentor Crowley]
I've been asked to fight in the tournament and I want to do well. I think I want to set a goal of being able to whip coins out of the air with my braids. I know you're both probably busy, but can either or both of you please help me with this?

[Rafe]
So let's talk about a game plan.

[FILTERED TO: ALL AMAZONS, GERMANY JR MISSION TEAM, Klaus Fenstermacher, Mason Halloran, Robin van Papendrecht, Ximena Franco, Fitzherbert Grewcock, Viktorus Petraitis, Zdeňka Nováková, Mercedes Torres, Rafe Vuille, Tim Clarke]



Bitches! My birthday's on Saturday and you're invited. I'm going to Club Seal to dance and drink and probably take some fucking drugs, negl. If you're cool hanging out at a club that plays shitty dance music all night and putting up with my drunken ass, come. If not, whatever, I won't take it personally. Don't bring any friends without getting my okay, though, because I don't want to deal with people I don't like. Presents are optional unless you are rich, in which case I want fucking EVERYTHING.

♥